How
old are you?
33 years old and counting!
How old were you when you started?
When I started what, making out with my friend's gal, shoplifting
or just generally going through puberty. I would say about 14!
What's
your most embarrassing nickname?
Cock, Twat, Wanker, Spaniel,
Tit. Depends who you ask and from what generation.
Who is your inspiration?
Hard to say, probably me! I inspire myself daily,
in all honesty I can't write who my influences are after the above
comments, it would seem somewhat foolish.
What are you listening
to on your iPod the most at the moment?
I must be really uncool
because I don't have an iPod. I do not conform to the mass populus.
Currently listening to my dad's indian music whilst he's passed
out down the hall!
If you didn't do what you do what would you
be doing?
Hard question, I reckon I'd be a brain surgeon or a
rocket scientist, failing that a stripper, I reckon I'd be good
at that!
What was your favourite toy as a kid?
Favourite toy, does Anne Summers count or are we talking childhood.
If it's childhood Lego all day long! If we're talking adult,
you had better consult my black book of debauchery and call the
missus!
What can't you leave home without?
My BlackBerry, seriously such a wasted generation
bought into Apple, the only thing apple's good for is Logic!
Make those beats! Blackberry rocks! Oh and my socks, I hate
leaving home without my socks, my feet get cold!
What's your favourite spot to do what you do?
My favourite spot, never got them and I didn't use oxy 10 either.
If we're chatting rocking the spot then its got to be Glastonbury
or a farm rave in north Devon with The Sewerside Crew! Seriously
go buy The Sewerside Chronicles and get schooled! Those were
the days!
What can you not stop doing that you shouldn't really
be doing?
Sorry, I can't put that in print, I teach kids. Ask
me again in 10 years!
